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I Guess That I Am Managing a Club Now

Of course I was surprised to hear from my old boss. The man is absolutely loaded, he got so much money that I doubt he knows where all of it is. When I worked for him I was barely out of college. At any rate he hardly knew me then and I guess that people we both know just recommended me for this thing. I am not sure it is exactly a job for him. It is more of a scheme to have sex with lots of hot young girls like the brunette escort that picked me up at the airport. I would have thought that she was a swimsuit model or a beauty queen to look at her and I had a very hard time looking at her without staring. Continue reading…

Watching out for Criminal Elements

While I was out at a restaurant with my wife for dinner, I got a ADT Bakersfield, telling me that my alarm system had been triggered and asked if I was fine. My wife and I rushed home and when we arrived, the police were outside. They told us that someone broke a window in an attempt to enter the home. Fortunately, they ran off without taking anything. It was a miracle that they didn’t, and that my wife and I weren’t home at the time. Even though I had a security system installed, I always thought that our neighborhood was fairly safe.

Some people in my neighborhood have floated around the idea of moving away, but I didn’t want that to happen. Instead, I brought up the idea of having a neighborhood watch. That coupled with our alarm systems would keep any shifty characters out of our neighborhood. I volunteered to take watch for a few hours each day after work, and so did some of the other neighbors. Continue reading…